Gary the Gadget Guy vs Donkey Kong

53 comments? I think you guys are getting a bit bored of seeing the same post over and over again. May as well…

Start Battle 11.

G and DK stare at each other, waiting for one of them to make the first move. Realising that G is unequipped and defenseless, he quickly goes to deliver a fatal punch. Expecting it, G throws a spy phone in DK’s face. Startled, DK comes to a stop, laughs at the attempt to hurt him, and winds up a punch. At that moment, the spy phone transforms into a scissor/wrench/comb wielding deathbot. The punch hits the deathbot and doesn’t seem to do much damage. The deathbod proceeds to make wild stabbing motions with the scissors. It manages to make a wound in DK’s shoulder. In pain, DK remembers one of life’s most important rules. Rock beats scissors. Grabbing a nearby rock, DK smashes the scissors into thousands of shards. The deathbot tries to club DK over the head with his wrench, but DK’s iron hard head makes the wrench useless. DK delivers a critical headbutt to the wrench, crunching it up and making it useless. Laughing at the comb, DK gets caught off guard as the deathbot shoves the comb into the scissor wound. Unable to get it out without seriously injuring himself, DK leaves it in and leaves a crushing dint in the deathbot with his thunderous clap. Realising it is out of weapons, the deathbot goes running back to G and transforms back into the spyphone. G knows he can do nothing but wait for the final hit for him to lose. But DK decides to use the Konga Beat instead. As DK bangs on the drums, G can barely stand up, but manages to record the sound on his spyphone. G then transmits the song to the DJ3K and summons it to their location. The DJ3K storms in, and sets down next to G. G quickly finds and equips the headphones, sets the volume to max and lets out the noise of the drums so loud that DK’s eardrums, and the rest of his body explode.

Gary: 23 votes

Donkey Kong: 20 votes

WINNER: Gary

Votes for Quarter Finals: Round 4 start today.

In other unrelated news, congratulations to Queensland for winning the first round of State of Origin, 28-18.